April 2013
2 posts
February 2013
5 posts
- The Doctor: Hey I just met you
- The Doctor: And this is crazy
- The Doctor: But I want you to come time travel with me and I'll show you all of time and space, and we'll fight Weeping Angels and Daleks and Cybermen and it will be awesome, and we'll be an otp that will tear people's hearts out and it will be awesome and you will probably come close to death several thousand times, but that's okay because I'll show you things you've never seen before, and have I mentioned it will be awesome
- The Doctor:
- The Doctor:
- The Doctor:
- The Doctor: So call me maybe
- The Doctor: Because I live in a phone box
- The Doctor: Haha get it
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
LOVE THIS
January 2013
9 posts
- me: *strokes laptop gently*
- me: hush little laptop dont you cry. mummas gonna find you some more wifi
December 2012
8 posts
“Poetry is an orphan of silence. The words never quite equal the experience behind them.”
—Charles Simic (via bodywithoutorgans)


